Okay so I know this post sounds sexist, and it probably is, but in fairness, along with the top 5 major turn offs (women's edition) I will be doing a top 5 major turn offs (men's edition). I'll be listing 5 things that a guy (muah) cannot stand, and 5 things an imaginary girl (also me) cannot stand. Got your attention yet? Hot dang!
My personal list of MAJOR turn offs in women
1. Being late for a date. I cannot stress this point enough, when you are going for a date, there is a magic window. For example if you are supposed to meet at 7pm, the window is usually about 15 to 20 mins after 7, not like HALF AN HOUR OR SO! I'm sorry but even if you were "Felicia Chin" hot, I'd still not be very interested after waiting so long
2. Being superficial. "Omg that dog is so cute, I just wish I had a cute dog to go along with all my cute accessories and cute dresses".
3. Eating rabbit food. UGH! SALADS FOR DINNER? GIVE ME A BREAK! My ideal girl would be able to get down and dirty with me and my burger.
4. Wearing very little clothes. Okay so here's the thing about men, if you haven't found out already. We enjoy seeing very little clothes on women, except that if it's our girlfriend, I'm sorry you gotta cover up A LOT MORE! Don't ask me why, it's a guy thing.
5. Smokers. I'm sorry, it's just a personal thing. I don't like kissing people who have smelly mouths, I'm a hygienic freak that way.
So in order to not be labelled a sexist, here's a list that I came up with if I were a woman.
My personal list of MAJOR turn offs in men
1. Being smelly. (EW!) Like hello! Sweaty guys are hot to look at, NOT SMELL AT! Please if you want to even come near me, take a shower first. And more soap please, you could use it Mister...
2. Being a pussy. Like if some old man comes on the train and he looks as if he is going to collapse but you don't offer him your seat, WE ARE DONE WUSS!
3. Being a sex maniac. I know I'm hot and you want me but ewwwe, I'm not some toy you can use whenever you want douchebag.
4. CALLING ME FAT! Oh no you DIDN'T!
5. Guys who have big upper bodies but small calves. Like you know, big chests, big arms, nice abs, but then tiny chicken legs.. (I'm talking about calves, not any other part that belongs exclusively to the male sex), oh and while I'm at it, guys who always take pictures half naked? With their shirts off? Super Gross, you only need one good photo for me to check out, and then you can cover up and let me imagine you with your shirt off. (tehehee)
HAHAHAA Okay so that's me imagining I was a girl, pretty convincing right? I think I'd make an awesome woman by the way.